here my "youre addicted to ra2 if...:
1. when you go to sleep, you say "Battle control..terminated".
2. you are so upset becaus e you ran off a guys body and he didnt disappear.
3. you place an electric generator beside the eiffel tower to create an eiffel bolt.
4. you watch "the rocketeer" too much.
5. you nter a power plant and you're surprised because the power production didnt go up.
6. you know that hypnotizers are frauds because there is no 'line' drawn between them and the people they hypnotize.
7. when you get a telephone for your mom and dad, instead of saying "Dad/Mom its for you" you say "incoming transmition".
8. you are afraid to eat calamary because the Giant squid might have vengence.
9. if you think that buildings are really deployed.
10. you see a guy dressed in a suit, walking in the street and you're afraid that any second now he will look exactly like you.
11. you point with a laser pointer at a military base, hoping that 2 MIGs will come and tear it apart.
12. everytime you see an oil derrick, you wonder who captured it first.
13. a storm just came and destroyed 50% of your house, yet there is no 'yellow' 3d-health bar :/.
i know they're not funny..but at least i tried
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