33. You believe you can run forever. Eventually you'll drop dead after 50 kms.
34. You've trashed up 20 guys and wonder where your promotion sign is.
35. You're scared of anybody who opens his coat. It might be a Crazy Ivan...
36. You're surprised your new SUV can run over other cars and tanks.
37. You give people a strange look when they tell you Einstein was a pacifist.
38. You actually know how many civilian buildings there are in the game.
39. Whenever you go to Washington, New York or Moscow, you complain that it isn't how you remembered it. Hey, there should be a nuclear power plant around here!
40. You're mad because there isn't a giant wrench on top of your car when you enter it.
41. You try and occupy the White House. And the Smithsonian. And the House of Parliament.
42. When you hear onthe news that the economy is going back, you answer is "Duh, they don't have nearly enough Miners!"
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