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Commander, we have a serious problem. Boris seems to have started his own army. For further information, buy C&C RA2: Boris' Vengeance.
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*buys C&C RA2: Boris' Vengeance*
*Installs*
EA GAMES!
challenge evrything!
Intro movie:
{Dugan and his friends are in a bar}
{Eva walks in}
Eva: "Mister president, we are in trouble"
Dugan "Why's that?"
Eva: "Look at this bar TV that is actually a Defcon communicator for the stupid reason of having some excitement in this otherwise crappy intro movie 0_o"
{Gay Boris appears on screen}
Boris: "Yo prezzie! Me and me cute comrades are gonna take over this shit"
Dugan: "Boris, Boris, can't we all just get along? Luxemburg needs a leader... it could be j00!"
Boris: "Why would I be content with one nation of gay people if I can paint TEH HOLE WORRELD PINK! Muahahahahaha!"
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