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CodeCat · 01-02-2004, 02:37 PM

Infantry:
Gay Trooper (basic infantry)
Pink Sniper (sniper)
Repainter (engineer)
Commando (anti-tank/anti-building unit)
Gay parade (assault unit): Like the Angry mob from Generals. All infantry that get near turn gay and start attacking their own units until the parade passes, parade throws molotov cocktails with pink corrosive gases at vehicles.
Gordon (hero): Talks infantry to death, all infantry that get near slowly take damage, or he can focus all his talking on one unit to kill it much quicker. Paints vehicles and buildings pink so they turn gay permanently. Time to paint a vehicle or building depends on hit points (takes 1 second per 50 hit points). Gordon is defenceless while he is painting.

Vehicles:
Queer Tank (battle tank): Basic pink battle tank, shoots pink AP rounds.
Gay Mobile (light anti-infantry unit, anti-air)
Pink box (transport): Carries 5 infantry.
Laser Tank (long-range support): Shoots pink lasers. Destroys buildings, infantry and vehicles. Infantry have a 10% chance of turning gay (for 15 seconds) when hit.
Gaytling Tank (unit disabler): Shoots high-pressure gas that turns infantry gay as long as they are targeted. Pressurized gas can penetrate vehicle armour and turn them gay too. If it targets another unit the previous target goes straight.
Homo Missile Tank (heavy tank): Shoots pink missiles that are effective against vehicles and buildings. Infantry takes minimal damage. Heavily armoured.
AIDS Tank (suicide unit): When it blows up it releases a deadly combination of pink paint and HIV. Affected units turn gay for 15 seconds. Affected infantry slowly dies.

Air units:
Pink bomber (bomber): Drops bombs with pink gas that makes affected infantry gay for 15 seconds. Gas corrodes vehicle and building armour.
Gay fighter (fighter): Destroys units and buildings with pink missiles.

Naval units:
Paint mine (naval mine): Explodes when enemy ships get near, covering them in pink paint and turning them gay for 15 seconds. Does not affect naval infantry.
Pink submarine (anti-ship): Shoots pink torpedoes.
Queer Destroyer (anti-land, anti-air): Pink missiles destroy land and air targets.
Homo Cruiser (long-range): Shoots pink missiles that can be shot down.
Gay Cruise Ship (transport): Can transport 12 infantry units or 4 tanks.

01-02-2004, 02:37 PM	#37 (permalink)
CodeCat Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Eindhoven, Netherlands Posts: 2,278	Infantry: Gay Trooper (basic infantry) Pink Sniper (sniper) Repainter (engineer) Commando (anti-tank/anti-building unit) Gay parade (assault unit): Like the Angry mob from Generals. All infantry that get near turn gay and start attacking their own units until the parade passes, parade throws molotov cocktails with pink corrosive gases at vehicles. Gordon (hero): Talks infantry to death, all infantry that get near slowly take damage, or he can focus all his talking on one unit to kill it much quicker. Paints vehicles and buildings pink so they turn gay permanently. Time to paint a vehicle or building depends on hit points (takes 1 second per 50 hit points). Gordon is defenceless while he is painting. Vehicles: Queer Tank (battle tank): Basic pink battle tank, shoots pink AP rounds. Gay Mobile (light anti-infantry unit, anti-air) Pink box (transport): Carries 5 infantry. Laser Tank (long-range support): Shoots pink lasers. Destroys buildings, infantry and vehicles. Infantry have a 10% chance of turning gay (for 15 seconds) when hit. Gaytling Tank (unit disabler): Shoots high-pressure gas that turns infantry gay as long as they are targeted. Pressurized gas can penetrate vehicle armour and turn them gay too. If it targets another unit the previous target goes straight. Homo Missile Tank (heavy tank): Shoots pink missiles that are effective against vehicles and buildings. Infantry takes minimal damage. Heavily armoured. AIDS Tank (suicide unit): When it blows up it releases a deadly combination of pink paint and HIV. Affected units turn gay for 15 seconds. Affected infantry slowly dies. Air units: Pink bomber (bomber): Drops bombs with pink gas that makes affected infantry gay for 15 seconds. Gas corrodes vehicle and building armour. Gay fighter (fighter): Destroys units and buildings with pink missiles. Naval units: Paint mine (naval mine): Explodes when enemy ships get near, covering them in pink paint and turning them gay for 15 seconds. Does not affect naval infantry. Pink submarine (anti-ship): Shoots pink torpedoes. Queer Destroyer (anti-land, anti-air): Pink missiles destroy land and air targets. Homo Cruiser (long-range): Shoots pink missiles that can be shot down. Gay Cruise Ship (transport): Can transport 12 infantry units or 4 tanks.