[CodeCat]

Strength=1
Armor=none
Prerequisites=NAHAND,NAGAY,NANOOB
Pip=Pink
Primary=SuicideKnife ;when he's elite he gets a pill which is more effective
Secondary=BrightPinkGlow
Cost=-1000 ;if you're stupid enough to get it, you get money for building it
Explodes=yes
DeathWeapon=BigPinkExplosion
HasSpotlight=yes ;so everyone can see it and laugh (if it crashes, so what)

[Medalmonkey]

poor pinky..

[ComradeJ]

Now a pink Boris or navy SEAL, lol!

[Renegade]

There already is a pink seal out there. It was either on Sleipnir's or Editing Source.

[Medalmonkey]

Originally Posted by ComradeJ

Now a pink Boris or navy SEAL, lol!

[Daedalus]

Mission 1 -Operation Weird-

Commander something terrible happened. Yuri managed to capture Boris and he tortured him until Boris went crazy. Yuri mindcontrolled him 2 a gay.

objective 1: Ceep boris away from your troops, we dont want to look sily
objective 2: bring boris to a captured grinder. The soviet union doesnt like this

[Renegade]

---INCOMING TRANSMISSION---
Commander, throwing Boris into the Grinder did not work – he started re-decorating the inside!

Send an Engineer to the Grinder to repair the damage and destroy the Allied SpySat-Uplink – we don't want them to see this.
---END TRANSMISSION---

[DeeZeL]

It seems that the information provided by both commander Daedelus and Renegade were not quite accurate about what yuris mind and genetic techniques did to boris, we have been studying a blood sample from boris for quite some time now, the results were translated using the genetic map...heres that 'code' that yuri manipulated:

IsGay=yes ;Am I gay ?
RunsLikeHell=yes
PipScale=Pink
CanRetaliate=HellNo
FraidyCat=Duh?!!?!
Primary=WaterPistol
Secondary=BigMouth
ConsideredToughGuy=No

this is what we covered from the genetic map so far, hope that gives you sufficient information about Gay Boris.

--Enf Of Transmittion--

[premier89]

Gay Boris was playing around in Yuri's base and managed to clone himself. Hunt down every one of the 10,000,000 copies he made of his pansy self and destroy them.

--End of Transmission--

[ComradeJ]

---INCOMING TRANSMISSION---

Commander, we have a serious problem. Boris seems to have started his own army. For further information, buy C&C RA2: Boris' Vengeance.

---END TRANSMISSION---

*buys C&C RA2: Boris' Vengeance*
*Installs*

EA GAMES!
challenge evrything!

Intro movie:
{Dugan and his friends are in a bar}
{Eva walks in}
Eva: "Mister president, we are in trouble"
Dugan "Why's that?"
Eva: "Look at this bar TV that is actually a Defcon communicator for the stupid reason of having some excitement in this otherwise crappy intro movie 0_o"
{Gay Boris appears on screen}
Boris: "Yo prezzie! Me and me cute comrades are gonna take over this shit"
Dugan: "Boris, Boris, can't we all just get along? Luxemburg needs a leader... it could be j00!"
Boris: "Why would I be content with one nation of gay people if I can paint TEH HOLE WORRELD PINK! Muahahahahaha!"