"This is Renegade Modder of STX Network; here with us today is Joseph K., Allied engineer in the base of Hammerfest. Joe, tell us, what exactly is it that lead to the crisis in the engineering business?"
"In the name of Kane, I do not know. It all started when some guy named 'premier' dropped a smoke bomb in one of Seth's suitcases...it all went downhill after that..."
"What is your comment on the 'Flying Wrench' incident?"
"Oh, that's one of those commie-exaggarations. There never were flying wrenches. Daeda hit his head on the sink, that's all that happened."
"What about other incidents like pinkprints etc.?"
"Ren, these are all single incidents. Yes, there were pinkprints, but only of one guy. All other prints are blue. And those miscalculations? It was nothing major. It was a toilet being too far on the right, goddammit! But nooo, the wife of that fucking general has to go and complain about our work...*sigh*"
"I'm pretty sure we don't want to hear details...back to you, premier!"
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