[Renegade]

The infamous "Monkeys wit Typewriters"?

*imagines 100 monkeys with typewriters typing C++ code, and one EA-executive that scans every page in, compiles it, and sells Generals*

[Whiteboy]

Originally Posted by cabal 901

No west wood's not obsessed with monkey's there staff are monkeys doh

I can't believe I didn't think of that; it being so obvious you know?

[naghi32]

Maybe cause theyr'e all mokeys )

Just jokin'

I think !?!?!?

[AlliedG]

lol, anyone find the secret ini files for the creators of WW

[naghi32]

Let's hope we never do
Who knows what lies in them

[NineBreakerFan]

[EA_EMPLOYEE]
UIName=Name:Employee
Name=EA Employee
Category=Programmer
Primary=Program
Strength=200
Armor=none
TechLevel=-1
Insignificant=yes
Sight=2
Speed=3
Owner=EA
AllowedToStartInMultiplayer=no
Cost=10 ;An hour
Soylent=0 ;So EA doesnt grind them
Points=1
Nominal=yes
Pip=yellow
VoiceSelect=EmployeeSelect
VoiceMove=EmployeeMove
VoiceAttack=EmployeeAttackCommand
VoiceFeedback=EmployeeFear
VoiceSpecialAttack=EmployeeMove
DieSound=EmployeeDie
AmbientSound=Typing
Locomotor={4A582744-9839-11d1-B709-00A024DDAFD1}
PhysicalSize=1
MovementZone=Infantry
ThreatPosed=2
Size=1
IFVMode=0
Trainable=no
Natural=yes ;Not sure
Fraidycat=yes

[Program]
Range=1.5
CellRangefinding=yes
Projectile=CloseRangeProj 
Speed=100
Damage=0
ROF=5 ;They can type pretty fast
Warhead=Special
Report=C++Compile

[naghi32]

Secondary=CrashProgram

[CrashProgram]
Range=-2
CellRangefinding=yes
Projectile=Invisibleall
Speed=100
Damage=0
ROF=1 ;They crash your computer every frame
Warhead=Special
Report=CrashComputer

[NineBreakerFan]

??? EA Employees don't crash your comp.

[naghi32]

That's why Microsoft does'nt appreciate them :P

[nucl34r14]

lol

perhaps an idea for a EA Mod